Low-Level Disruption | The Hilarious and Painfully Relatable Card Game for Teachers

Teaching is hard.

It’s nuanced. It’s full of moments that make you laugh, cry, and question what the heck you’re doing in the profession.

We’ve all got that colleague who reheats fish in the staffroom microwave. The one who chirps, “Oh, they’re good for me!” when you’re just seeking support about a difficult student. And let’s not forget those students who proudly announce, “I’m done!” the very second they pick up a pencil.

Sound familiar? That’s exactly what this game is about.

The Low-Level Disruption Game is a funny, cathartic card game created by a teacher, for teachers. A staffroom survival game that helps you laugh about the things that drive us all a little bit up the wall.

Because sometimes the best wellbeing strategy isn’t another PD or breathing exercise… it’s just having a laugh about how wildly human this job really is.

What’s Inside

👉104 Prompt Cards - painfully real scenarios that every teacher has lived through.

👉256 Answer Cards - ridiculous, relatable, hilarious shared experiences we can all relate to.

👉How to Play Sheet - so it's super clear how to get started!

💡 Hot tip: You don’t even need the full deck to have fun. Print half the cards and you’ll still have hours of laughter.

How It Works:

1. A teacher (aka “Lead Teacher”) reads a prompt card aloud.
2. Everyone submits their funniest (or most painfully accurate) answer card.
3. The Lead Teacher picks their favourite.
4. That player gets the card (the point).
5. Keep going until you run out of time, or until someone gets to 5 points (your choice!).

Perfect for:

• Friday afternoon laughs
• Informal staff wellbeing sessions
• PD-day icebreakers
• End-of-term celebration nights (snacks and optional adult drinks optional 🍷)

⚠️ Important Note: Because of the nature of the game, I absolutely don’t condone playing it around students. This one’s strictly for the grown-ups. Keep it to socials or after-hours - and I take zero responsibility if you choose otherwise! 

A Few Honest and Important Disclaimers

Read before buying!

This game is for teachers only. It is not a classroom resource for students.

And yes… it’s a bit of a printing and cutting workout. You’re looking at 46 pages of 8 cards each. That’s a lot of paper, scissors, and laminating pouches. But here’s the thing, the alternative was having it professionally printed and sold at around $70 a deck (because there are so many cards). This way keeps it accessible and affordable.

But here’s the silver lining:

• Treat it like a mindfulness session (snip, snip, snip).
• Enjoy the dopamine boost as those neat little stacks pile up.
• Turn it into a bonding session with your teacher mates. Laminating is always faster (and funnier) with friends.

Once it’s prepped, you’ll have a set that will last forever!

This game is designed for light-hearted teacher fun. Please use your professional judgment about when and with whom to play.

I take no responsibility for:

• A card hitting a little too close to home.
• Your boss walking in at exactly the wrong moment.
  
• Cards being carelessly left around to be discovered by students.

If this game is a bit of you, you're going to love it!

When teaching feels heavy, laughter really is the best medicine. This game is:

• A wellbeing boost that reminds you you’re not alone (so many of these moments are universal).
• A way to build connection and camaraderie in your staffroom.
• A chance to turn low-level chaos into high-level catharsis.

Grab your copy today, because sometimes the only classroom management strategy left… is to laugh about it together.